5 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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