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Monday, December 26, 2011
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Friday, December 23, 2011
Wife:-I will die.
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbagto the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problemdisappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I amfor you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problemdisappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I amfor you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,"What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Just do it now
It Is Very Usual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
44 yrs of EXPERIENCE..
A quote written on old man's t-shirt :
I am not 60 yrs old but I am SWEET16 with 44 yrs of EXPERIENCE..
I am not 60 yrs old but I am SWEET16 with 44 yrs of EXPERIENCE..
Define student ?????????
Define student ?????????
wait lamme tel you ... :)
"A student is not the one who reads
the book before an exam.
But student is the one who writes a new book During the Exam... :DD
wait lamme tel you ... :)
"A student is not the one who reads
the book before an exam.
But student is the one who writes a new book During the Exam... :DD
A girl proposed Me...
A girl proposed Me...
I Replied:
I'm not accepting ur
proposal but i salute ur
CHOICE..
I Replied:
I'm not accepting ur
proposal but i salute ur
CHOICE..
Do you love me more than ur family ?
Boy : Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
...
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn't gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else.
Girl : No
Boy : why ?
...
Girl : okay Listen dis
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, u were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was.
When i cried . u didn't gave me your toys to play. .but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else.
Boy calls his GF at midnight..
Boy calls his GF at midnight..
Girl: Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you somethng important
Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF
Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!
Boy: Cuz I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel
Girl: Hey Darling Is everything alright?
Boy: I wanted to tell you somethng important
Girl: Aww. but we just talked before too right? Whats it sweety?
Boy: I. I . I want to stop our relationship as GF & BF
Girl: *Speechless* omg.. But. WHY? I didn't even do anything!
Boy: Cuz I want to love u as my WIFE Will u marry me Angel
Baby are you jealous?
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF :GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!:-P
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF :GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!:-P
I told you it was yours
Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.
The girl lays on operation bed.
Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.
Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone.
Girl: Nurse where is he?
Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?
Nurse hands the girl a note
Girls reads note.....
''I told you it was yours'' ♥
The girl lays on operation bed.
Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.
Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone.
Girl: Nurse where is he?
Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?
Nurse hands the girl a note
Girls reads note.....
''I told you it was yours'' ♥
Girl:- I Have a Question For you
Girl:- I Have a Question For you
Boy:- Alright, Ask Me.
Girl:- What Do You See When You Look in My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
Girl:- Yes..!!
Boy:- My Future.! (: ♥
Boy:- Alright, Ask Me.
Girl:- What Do You See When You Look in My Eyes?
BOY: You Honestly Wanna Know?
Girl:- Yes..!!
Boy:- My Future.! (: ♥
What is a KiSS ?
New Defntion
What is a KiSS ?
In view of
GEOMETRY:
(mathematics)
KISS is the shortest distance between 2 lips
ECONOMICS:
KISS is the thing for which demand is always higher then supply
Physics:
The process of charging a body
Computer:
Kiss is way through which two bodies transfer data without any data cable.
Chemistry:
Type of bonding between two bodies to make them reactant
Biology:
Starting process for the production of new generation
What is a KiSS ?
In view of
GEOMETRY:
(mathematics)
KISS is the shortest distance between 2 lips
ECONOMICS:
KISS is the thing for which demand is always higher then supply
Physics:
The process of charging a body
Computer:
Kiss is way through which two bodies transfer data without any data cable.
Chemistry:
Type of bonding between two bodies to make them reactant
Biology:
Starting process for the production of new generation
Mommy, I love you
At 3 yrs old we say: "Mommy, I love you".
At 10: "Mom whateve!"
At 16:"My mom is so annoying"
At 18: "I wanna leave this house".
At 25:"Mom, you were right".
At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house"
At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom".
At 70: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me".
You only have one Mom.
At 10: "Mom whateve!"
At 16:"My mom is so annoying"
At 18: "I wanna leave this house".
At 25:"Mom, you were right".
At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house"
At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom".
At 70: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me".
You only have one Mom.
drunk naked woman
A drunk naked woman entered a taxi. The driver remained staring at him for a long tym Woman: drive off bastard! Havent u ever seen a naked woman before? Driver: am wondering where u have kept the money you are going to give me.
